wittywoman

 

A writer must starve on the money they make.  My account says I’ve made .87 cents this month.  How’s that for inflation?  The Canadian Dollar is at it’s highest and I can’t even go shopping in the USA, why?  I don’t have a bloody passport!I’m really hating the fact that I don’t have a passport.  I couldn’t even go to Fantasy Island this summer and it’s just across the border, not even 15 minutes from where I live.Strange, in the good old days, I could hop in the car and just go over to the states for a drive to look at all those big houses.  Now I wish I would have traveled more when I was younger.I can get a passport, but read the fine print — I need someone whose had one for 5 years, to sign a piece of paper to say I am who I am?I don’t know anyone whose had a passport for 5 years.Why can’t they make it 2 years?Maybe I should go canvass my neighbourhood and ask, Do you have a passport?Great… Here.. Have you had it for 5 years?Awesome… Take a look at my Driver’s License, does it look like me?Yep… Okay!  Just sign here… and I can go across the border…What, yeah I know we haven’t really KNOWN each other, but I’ve been your neighbor for  5 years and basically… you know more about me than my family does!

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