Is Fred feeling the heat these days with all the new competition coming out?  Will Halloween be a bust for him?  I was out shopping today and I was surprised to see loads of kids out shopping for their Halloween Costumes with their moms and I thought it was kind of funny.  Here it is the end of August and they are already out shopping.  Have you noticed that the stores are bringing out the merchandise earlier and earlier every year?I think it’s smart because with the price of Halloween outfits you need about 3 months to save up for them!  Last year I spent over $140 buying only two outfits for me and my boyfriend!  Crazy!  I bought each of us a wig, a costume and that’s about it.  I had to buy boots on top of that and they cost me another $50 so that’s 200 bucks now and I’m planning to wear the stuff again every other year.I’ll have to make sure we attend another set of parties, maybe in another city where no one knows us, then it will be alright to dress up as pirates again!I really liked the wig with black and red in it.  I went to the hairdressers last spring and asked to get the same look done to my hair.  It looked awesome for about a week, then I had a shower.  The black and red dye dribbled down my body and all over my tub.  I didn’t blow dry my hair, I wrapped it up into my nice new sky blue towel and went and laid down.  I had just painted my fingernails and toe nails a bright red.  The nail-polish needed to dry.  So I put on some nice meditation music, laid back on the couch with the fan blowing on me and laid there stiff as a board.The nails eventually dried.  I was only supposed to rest for 30 minutes, turns out I woke up 2 hours later…So I frantically get up, it’s a good thing I planned to get read 4 hours in advance! So then I remove the towel and there are red and black dye stains all over it! Nice I say to myself, totally ticked off, I just bought this fluffy new towel for $10! I notice my body has a greyish black tinge all over my chest and torso it and so did my clothes.  Needless to say I called my hairdresser and complained about the dye running and ruining my towel and I was told, “Oh that happens all the time with that color!”  There was no apology it was like I’m supposed to know this happens or something.  Sure I’ve got ESP and Psychic abilities, but I never thought of “tuning “into my intuition when getting my hair dyed.  But then again I did have some sort of niggling thought at the time and completely ignored it!  BAD IDEA! :)Now I have colored my hair several times now over the years and I have never had something like that happen to me!  But then I’ve never coloured my hair a perfect black before!  I have decided I will not be going black ever again.When I  had to wash it several times one night to get most of that black dye out, I really wasn’t too pleased with myself.  The worse thing about it was that I looked like a washed out black haired woman!The hairdresser did offer to recolor my hair, but by the time I got back to the salon, a month had passed and I had lost my receipt. So then I had this brilliant idea on how to fix my shotty dried out, over processed hair!I had the hairdresser cut off all my long hair, to about 2 inches long for free!  That way I’d have nice fresh hair in about 6 months and I could start all over again with a light brown color.  Brown mixed with red will fade but the color will not run!So beware you Twilight fans (yes I got the idea to be black and red from Twilight in the first place) before you color your hair black or red, it may run all over your new towel, clothes and body and make you look like a freak! I’ve got my towel as a reminder.  It actually looks kind of funky with these reddish brown designs  all over the sky blue towel.  Honestly it’s an original, almost tie dyed, maybe I could start a new fad in towels and make a million bucks!  :)

Fred must be frustrated some times when people imitate him just to get viewers?  I must say it’s a fabulous idea, I mean we all do it right?  We find something funny that someone else has done and we add something unique to it and presto! We’ve got fans!It’s not always that easy, because these gimmicks can back fire and FRED fans can become irrate at copy cats!It will be interesting to see how the FRED fans react to this video and it is pretty funny!I mean maybe Fred will get a marketing idea from this.  Water with voice changing potential?  How about using a helium balloon, it will give you the same effect.  But then again too many balloons later and you’ll be feeling kind of light headed! LOL get it?  Helium, makes balloons fly.. it makes you light headed? hahahahahahHere are the bloopers for the FRED Water video This one has some swearing in it so beware! :)

NIGAHIGA from Youtube rants about Music and how it’s too simple nowadays!I do agree with him on his point but I love Lady Gaga’s Poker Face!I’ve even got it as my mobile tune. LOLIt’s kind of funny though that this week NiGA HIGA beat Fred for subscribers on Youtube!I didn’t realize that Fred has a TV show and that’s he’s a celebrity that has agents and everything! :)I must be from a very small world.See I knew it, you can become a star on Youtube.Go to Hollywood, make millions, have adoring fans!But you’ve gotta be really funny with those one liners! LOLJokes on NIGA HIGA, what about the comedy acts that use placid lines to gather jokes?What no comment on those yet eh?I”m waiting…. :))   Tee HEE Back!

Rant on Asian Dramas

Now I can see why NIGAHIGA is # 1 on Youtube Comedy Channels! LOL

Lady Gaga “Poker Face”

Well I did it again! Got myself in trouble on one of my blogs.  I’ve come to find out they don’t like postings about making money (I put the Write for Today Blog Banner on there) and I think the youtube videos might have gotten me in a bit of trouble too!I have been happily posting stuff for months and now I find out I was doing something wrong! LOLMan I really need to get my own domain name, but then again will I run into the same problem?I’d like to post the youtube videos and blog info, and promote other people’s stuff.I guess I’m into a marketing field by heart , I’m a born sales woman!I wasn’t making any money though I was just doing it because I loved the video, thought it was entertaining so I posted it to share it with the world! LOLI don’t understand the internet at all!So many issues about copyrights and things like that!I figure if it’s up on the net, share it with others?To me it’s like having a giant email account where the world can see what you love and adore!I guess I should have gone about it in a different manner… sigh..You know those fourteen manuscripts I’ve written have been collecting dust!I’ve been so busy spending 10 to 12 hours a day looking for youtube videos to post that I’ve neglected my books!Maybe this is the Universe’s way to kick me in the butt and tell me to get back to work!I love writing stories and coming up with ideas.I just wish I had some sort of software program that would do the editing for me!Why doesn’t microsoft develop something like that?I’ll be the publishers would love it, but the people making money editing wouldn’t!Computers can only do so much in the field of editing, I’d like the punctuation and manuscript style taken care of, then the editor would still have to take care of the content theme, description and character developments!We could work together!They would have more time to do more manuscripts, it would make their job easier!Sigh… but it’s just a dream.. for now, until someone knocks on my door and says here, I’ll give you a break.I’ll publish your book for you, take care of the editing, all I want you to do is write the story!Now that’s what I thought it would be all about!I had no idea so much work would be involved!I just wanted to write the story, and have someone else type it up!I hate typing! LOLIt’s more like I hate typos!  I do too many of them and it’s frustrating because my fingers have trouble moving over the keyboard at times, they are very stiff and sore!I felt like a robot yesterday while I was out walking and then trying to swim in the pool.I don’t know what’s going on with my body but it’s slowing itself down and driving me crazy.I can’t do half the things I could over 3 years ago and I just don’t know why!But that’s what its all about, right?Forgetting the crappy things in life and looking at the funny side of life and smiling

LMFAO - La La La

I love it when they play this song at the clubs. I hope we go dancing tonight! :)I’m in the mood to bogie!

LMFAO - La La La (Dark Version Remix)

Funny I posted these guys in their language and asked for something in english, this is kind of in english? LOLWhat a colorful video to watch with all those bright outfits!  I feel so summery when I watch something like this!The rain was pouring in buckets this morning. In fact the bucket on the top shelf of my closet was full!It hasn’t leaked in months and today I hear drip, drip, drip and I am shocked to find my bucket full to the brim!Lucky for me I came into my office to do a few meditations this morning!I was planning to go out today but then with the rain was coming down pretty heavy and I didn’t want to step out the door.They really need to start designing some rain outfits!You know something that is made of a material that looks snazzy but will dry in 5 minutes!If we can make space suits and nylons, surley we can make a rain days outfit.IDEACall the line of designs - RAIN DAYS!

LMFAO - La La La REMIX

 I love the beat in this remix, so cool! :)Dancing around my office, great way to exercise on a rainy day!

LMFAO - I’m In Miami Trick

I think it’s cool how many variations there are to this song on youtube.  Awesome!

BIGBANG - La-La-La

BIGBANG - Shake It

I’m having fun playing DJ today!What else do you do on a rainy day but have fun with your computer, youtube and witty woman? LOL

Who is going to win between genders, male vs female, who has the bigger mouth?I think it’s more like who has the bigger jaw! LOLI think this is a unique idea on how to pass the time in a fun way during your summer holidays!Here are a bunch of funny videos to amuse you today!

Flash back funny/funniest moments in the wwf/wwe all time part 3

Bloopers and Deleted Scenes from GarbageIncProduction s on youtube

The Breakup

Cheer Up Hailey

Hailey’s Pig Squeal

I’m always looking for something funny to post on here on

 

 Witty Woman Today and I usually find it!

 

Some will be new, some will be old, what ever tickles the funny bone! :)

Did you know that Laughter releases certain hormones in the

 

 brain and it gives you that ”feel good” feeling?

 

It can help combat depression, pain and health issues.

 

They say that Laughter is good medicine for the soul!

 

When I was ill and suffering from a lot of pain (for about 3 years),

 

 I would watch a funny video for 30 minutes, 3 times a day,

 

 totaling 90 minutes of laughs.It helped to interrupt the neurons in my brain ,

 

 reduced the pain for a few minutes and gave me a sense of relief

 

 and took away my feelings of helplessness.

 

When your ill and it’s taking a long time to heal, you need something to

 

 pick up your spirits and make you feel better deep inside.Art therapy

 

 is also a good way to let out those stifled emotions

 

 that are blocking your soul from growing!Writing a novel 

 

can be interesting and take up many hours of your time.

 

A movie is good for entertaining your mind but it doesn’t do much for exercise!

 

If you cannot walk then do some stretching exercises to meditation music.

 

The 528 hz solfreggio tone is supposed to create vibrations in the body 

 

and help you heal faster.Also try something called the Bowen Technique, 

 

it uses pressure points in the body to reset it and have it heal itself!

 

I only had two treatments from the Bowen Technique and it did help

 

 with the pain in my lower back.I’m supposed to be saving up my money 

 

so I can go back and see what they can do with my circulation and

 

 lymphedema issues with my feet and legs.I think laughter is what

 

 got me through many hardships, a car accident, the death of my parents,

 

 and loved ones, losing a job, not getting a loan for my

 

 business idea and it’s helped with health issues.Laughter is free! 

 

 It doesn’t cost a whole lot to obtain, just look around on youtube 

 

or google it and you’ll find something that will make you laugh , 

 

grin or smile!It would also be nice when you blog to write 

 

about the ”good” things that have happened to you!I write about the good, 

 

the bad and the ugly on several of my blogs.As The Idea Girl, 

 

I like coming up with strategies and ideas that will help other people.Its more

 

 like a Community Service because I’m currently not working.

 

I’ve been working long hours at home, learning how to write, 

 

blog and create websites as a hobby.I had hoped to make

 

 it into a business venture but so far that hasn’t gone according

 

 to plan.I’m not too sure If I’m doing the right thing these days, 

 

because no doors have opened for me.I don’t know if it’s the

 

 timing or If I’m supposed to finish all those books I’ve been 

 

working on for the past year.I wish I were better at my grammar skills

 

 and that I could just write something that made sense, was interesting 

 

and that publishers would flock to read and demand that I write some more.

 

But then again, it could turn out that I would get tired of writing novels

 

 and wish I never started them! LOLI think blogging is the best, 

 

when you can write about your life’s experiences and 

 

people find it entertaining enough to read?

 

That my friend is a compliment to a writer and while we pour out the 

 

desires of our hearts and souls, perhaps we will bring a word of 

 

encouragement or wisdom to someone out there in cyber world! :)

I love Mr Bean! He’s so funny! :)I was surfing the net and found some great videos and decided to post them here for all of you to enjoy!

Get a Mac - Feat. Mr.Bean

This one made me howl! :)Summer time fun with the elephant slides at the pool, Mr Bean does it again!

Mr. Bean goes to the swimming pool

slide in splash (benny hill)

Mr Bean on beach

Quote:” Adam Lambert performs with his band The Citizen Vein at The Pitcher House in Hermosa Beach, CA. Other band members include Monte Pittman (Madonna, Prong), Tommy Victor (Prong, Ministry) and Steve Sidelnyk (Madonna, Seal).”Adam Lambert already sounded like a star when he played with his band The Citizen Vein, I guess he just needed a few producers to discover him and create the proper platform to launch our star properly! :) I think I like the last video the best, which song do you like?It’s kind of hard to hear the vocals in these videos, a studio recording will sound fantastic.I hope he does these songs again!

It’s summer weather and us girls need to take some time to do our nails!  I love palm trees because they remind me of the mediterranean!I found this cool video on how to make palm trees on your nails and I thought I’d share it with all of you!I’m not sure if you can do this same design on your toe nails, so you might want to modify it a bit!I can draw cool palm trees with pencil and paper, not sure if I could paint one?You could always have a nail party where you get a couple of chickies together and do each other’s nails and watch a chick flic with some pop and popcorn!I used to do that every Sunday with my roomates until they started dating, then it was kaput! LOLI ended up switching it to Thursday Nights instead, and I did a facial, and my nails, while listening to music then I would rent 2 chick flicks and watch them or I’d read a gossip magazine. :)I was single at the time and living in a rented room.I hated living in a small room, it sucked!I love having a 2 bedroom house now, so much better!My house is pretty crowded though, I could use a 3 bedroom, but the rent’s too high for us! :)