Evian Roller Babies Interview USmama mama I’m a star!mother yes my little gold mine you aremama mama I wish other people could hear me talk, then I could go on Conan O’Briens The Tonight Show!mother I can talk for you, junior?mama mama there’s a message for you on the answering service…mother  have you been erasing my lava life dating messages again?mama mama you don’t need a man, you’ve got me!mother junior i’m lonely without your father!  Besides he’s got a young hussy so I need to find me a young cub too!mama mama will he play with me?mother junior I didn’t mean he would be THAT young!mama mama but your so old!mother listen you whipper SNAPPER, I”M ONLY 25!!!! THAT IS NOT OLD!mama mama 25 years seems like a long time!mother  wait until your 80!big round eyes OOOOOOOOO

 

Evian Roller Babies Interview Version Française

mama mama je suis une star! mère, oui ma petite mine d’or vous êtesmama mama je voudrais entendre d’autres personnes pourraient me parler, alors je pourrais aller sur Conan O’Briens The Tonight Show!mère, je peux parler pour vous, junior?mama mama il ya un message pour vous sur le répondeur …mère, avez-vous effacer mon lave datant de vie des messages de nouveau?mama mama vous n’avez pas besoin d’un homme, vous avez moi!Je suis mère junior solitaire sans votre père! En plus il a une jeune Hussy si j’ai besoin de me trouver un ourson trop jeune!mama mama va-t-il jouer avec moi?Je junior mère ne veut pas dire qu’il serait que les jeunes!mama mama mais votre ancien!mère whipper SNAPPER vous écouter, je “M SEULEMENT 25! C’EST PAS VIEUX!mama mama 25 ans, semble comme un long moment!attendre jusqu’à ce que votre mère 80!gros yeux ronds OOOOOOOOO

coo coo gurgle gurle michael jackson is coolfunky music, coo coo gurgle slide slide thump!Computer graphics are so much fun to play with!Funny how kids do things behind your back and you always wish you had a video camera to capture those moments!Maybe invest in a nanny cam, let your baby watch this video over and over again.Then leave the room and see if the kid’s talented or not!They say babies mimic what they see!

mama mama check out my moves!mother OMG where did you learn that?mama mama from looking out the window at the boys in the hoodmother I’ve gotta get this on camera, do you realize we could make millions my little pot of gold?mama mama will I get a kink in my neck when I’m old like you?mother no junior, the kink is because im always servicing your father!mama mama what do you mean?mother when you grow up I’ll tell you about the birds and the bees!

Mama , mama I wanna be a star!Mother groans, not another audition?baby nods head.Okay, gotta grab some bottles, you get the diaper bag!mama, mama I need a new outfit, and my hair cut.mother groans, off to the barber with you then we’ll stop at Walmart.snip, snip, snip, so I hear you wanna be a star?gurgling sounds, coo, coostill adorable as ever I see, there ya go!gurgle gurle, rattle , rattle, squeak , squeakMama at least this time it wasn’t crooked!mother grins, that’s because you sat still for once!clunk, whir, varoom, screach!clunk, ow, dam stroller, why cant you just walk in?mama, mama, I’ve got to save my energy, carry me!forget it! I’m not putting my back out, here sit in this!Waaaaaaaaaaaaa, it’s cold!sorry kiddo, you didn’t want to walk.mama , mama look there!mother shakes her head, too expensive besides you don’t wear winnie the pooh to an audition!mama, mama, look whats on sale!mother grins, okay 5 bucks, mickey mouse will do!screach, WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING!mama, mama, people are badclick, rumble, varoom, fart, fart, fartmama, mama, I need my diaper changed!mother groans, we’ll have to change you at mcdonalds, want an icecream?big grin, screach, thunkmother, god you smell, good thing you did it before your audtion!clunk, snap, snap, ripmama, mama! it’s cold! whizzz whizzzmother, UGH! DONT PEE ON ME!mama, mama, that feels so much better!snap, snap, gurgle, whish, zeeeeeeeeeeermama, mama thats too hot it burns!mother, SHUT UP, I HAVE TO DRY YOU OFF SOMEHOW!clink, clink, grunt,mother, DAM WHEELS STUCK!mama, mama CARRY ME!mother, Oh ALL RIGHT!grunt, grunt, grunt, ow, ow, owmama mama open the window it stinks in heremother, my aching back! I hope your done for the day that was nasty!whirrr, whirr, varoom!mother, GOD IT STINKS IN HERE, I’M GOING TO SMELL LIKE S***!pfffffffft, pffffffffffftmama mama that smelly stuff makes it hard to breathemother SHUT UP STINKY!screach, clunk, clunk, owwwwwmother YOUR WALKING, MY BACKS KILLING ME,  HERE CARRY YOUR DIAPER BAGmama mama SHUSH everyone is LOOKING at us!mother smiles and says hello in a nice sweet voicetap, tap, tap tap tap tap tap tapgrunt grunt gruntMother DAM stairs!WAAAAAA, COO COO GURGLE GURGLEmother, lots of competition here kiddo, good luck!mama mama, look it’s sadie!gurgle, coo coo gurgle , gurgle coo cooSadies Mom I can’t beleive how many came to audtion, hows junior been?Mother he’s doing great, we’ve been busy filming lots of commercials, right my little gold mine?mama mama it’s my turn!tap tap tap tap, whirr whirr whirrmama mama funky time, lets dance, on roller skates?mama mama groans and I thought walking was hard!Here’s another version of Evian Roller Babies New Making Of

I think has got to be the funniest and best advertisement that I’ve seen yet!Evian Roller Babies, totally hilarious!I wonder who came up with the concept?Was it one guy,  a computer geek, who was bored one day and decided to make a funny video on his computer.Someone spots it and says, hey we could use that in an add campaign?Buddy goes, no way!  You think?Yeah Bro, I mean, people would really dig it!Who can we sell it to?Let’s show it to chickie, she’ll know who to approach.Hey Chickie, look at our funny babies!Chickie is impressed, I’ve got a new client, I’ll send it to them.Evian execs, wiping tears from their eyes, my guts killing me, let’s roll it!Dance, Babies, roll away, shed some tears of joy!