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For all you cat lovers out there you will love this video!Cute little kitten pics doing various stunts to some cool rockstar music!I love watching little kittens play, they are so funny the way they do the rough and tumble while pouncing on each other.I babysat my Aunt Sue’s cat once, her name was Tabitha and she was so funny!My minature poodle Daisy walked into the room and the cat jumped to the ceiling, landed on the curtains, knocked the curtain rod off the window then flew over to the lazy boy chair that was about 8 ft away then flew over into the living room and hid behind the couch.Honestly I wish I had a camera, but it happened so fast.  Cats are naturally talented at flying through the house.They can jump up the counter, on top of the fridge, over to the island then onto a couch within seconds.Once I was staying at my Cousin Mary’s place and her two kittens at 3 a.m decided to run around the couch in the living room then they landed on my stomach and flew back off of me.I yelled at them to settle down, so both of them eventually came and curled up by my toes, then started tickling me while licking my feet.I complained the next day to my cousin about her cats keeping me up all night.She said, “That’s weird they usually hide when someone comes over and they don’t like to be petted.”I informed her that I had been petting them and rubbing them behind the ears for half of the night.She didn’t believe me, until she saw the cat come up to me while I sat down, then she freaked out because that cat would never come over to her.  It would always run and hide, I told her to stop yelling at the kitten then it would come to her someday.I guess they were starved for some attention from someone who is NOT a cat lover. Cats can always sense when your not too crazy about them, they make a beline for you right away.I do love cats, don’t get me wrong, I just cannot live with them because I am allergic to their hair.My eyes swell up, and water, my nose runs and I constantly sneeze and cannot breathe when I am around them.But I can enjoy them from afar.I did have a roomate once with a cat, (she failed to mention the cat BEFORE I moved in) after two months my body did get used to the cat, and I just let people know I looked terrible because of my allergies.It’s crazy but I avoid cats as much as possible but when I’m out for a walk they all come running up to me and I’ll pet them.Then I run home and wash my hands before the sneezing starts.  It’s the best way for me to get my CAT FIX.

A funny cat video set to a funny song about using EBay set to tell me why!I love the lyrics to this Ebay song, it’s pretty funny for anyone who has a sense of humor.Is your house and book cases cluttered with collectibles from shopping over the years?I used to have a yard sale every 6 months and sell it all then I’d go out and buy some more.It got to the point that my family stopped buying me stuff for Christmas because they didn’t like the fact that I would either give it away or sell it a year later!

Here is another creative persons work using funny gifs set to music, to entertain us.These people must be bored at work or on their computer when they do this stuff.Or maybe they come home from working at the office and being on their computer all day and then sit on their computer at home all night.My best friend… my computer should be the logo nowadays, what happened to playing with your dog who is SUPPOSED to be your best friend?Oh yeah, they take too much effort, throw the ball, pick up slimey ball, throw it again, the arm gets tired, your feet ache from standing and then the twenty other dogs in the dog park all decide to jump up on your and dirty your nice clean jeans!Witty Woman’s Law - Don’t Play with your dog at the park, then you won’t get dirty!

I’m glad this person doesn’t teach drivers ed, but for the sake of having a good laugh I decided to post this silly video.Some will find it stupid, others will laugh until they cry.I like the creativity in it, so I’m show casing it on my site. :)The Yes/No Funny Driving Animation is not for kids, teens or adults.It’s for us to watch and enjoy, please do not try this at home!

I love walking down the street and seeing a funny t-shirt.Sometimes it makes my day brighter or puts me into a fit of giggles where I’m crying and looking like Tammy Faye Baker!I have since learned that one must invest in waterproof mascara to avoid the black streaked face look!I do find that it clumps my eyelashes together and bugs my eyes so they water at times.I guess that’s why they had to make the mascara waterproof, because it’s so irritating and they would never sell it if it would keep streaming all over your face!Tammy Faye The Mascara Queen - she would always cry on Television during Jim Baker’s telecast and the mascara would stream down her face.  She should have invested in the waterproof makeup but I think she wanted to create a “Poor Me Send Money” effect.  It’s only an opinon, I hope no one gets mad about it.  Just pointing out why I think she did it.

The Idea Girl Says… is my new journal that I will be blogging every day.The adventures of The Idea Girl will be the theme.I promise to make it as good as Witty Woman only amusing from a personal point of view instead of an entertainment thing.I will document all the crazy, silly things that I do and also I will be talking about various blogs and my projects that I am currently working on.Today has been pretty busy so far, and I’m happy to report, I’ve found a better way to bring readers to my Word Press site.It’s in the form of “group forums.”  There are loads of them on the internet and I plan to join as many as possible to generate traffic to my blogs and make new friends in the publishing, author industry.I kind of felt overwhelmed yesterday when I went into a Writers site, everyone has a published book in there.Mine is only published online, it’s not an actual book yet.I have to sit down and finish writing in my notebook the ending of book one.It won’t end though because it’s part of a Trilogy of Twelve books.My new word this week is Trilogy!  I read about it on a Nancy Drew book, while reading the last page of hers.I found out that I don’t actually have to END my book, and the agony is over!I can continue it as a story line that never dies, until Book Twelve then I will end The Munroe Series and start on my other idea!

Funny pictures and signs set to Fails - Dread and Fugitive Mind - Megadeth.  There are some hilarious WWE shots in here too!I need a good laugh this morning I am half asleep.I woke up around 5 a.m. and starting posting my novel on Word Press .I’ve created an Index page for my twelve novels : The Munroe Series on Word Press.You can take a look and read at your leisure, I’m sure you will find my novel enchanting and funny to read!